supernatural is like that ride at the amusement park that’s supposed to be the best, scariest ride there and you see people who just got off of it throwing up near it but you still want to ride it because it can’t be that bad and you get on it and at first you’re lulled into a false sense of classic rock induced security as the car starts to move down the track but then all of a sudden there’s a ninety degree drop and everyone on the ride starts screaming then it goes upside down and when you think it can’t get much worse you hear ‘carry on my wayward son’ playing over the loudspeaker and the track starts to spiral and it goes into a huge drop that descends into the very pits of hell itself and you just want to get off but you can’t you just can’t and before you know what’s going on the car is stopped and you’re forced to exit through the gift shop and as soon as you can taste the sweet freedom of outside air again you just collapse onto the ground and sob





