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disneyprincest:

why are my parents always like β€œgo to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.



christophwaltzs:

ive got a problem and its called older men



shisnojon:

"we have to shut off the internet in order to fix it"

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peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.Β 



poliswagger:

babyferaligator:

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it means never let go <3

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catholicnun:

my g spot is located about 2 inches inside your wallet



mausspace:

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

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