so today after philosophy, my friends sonya and rose were smoking outside with me and we were talking about women we could marry and never miss men ever and just getting so into it omg like graphic as shit people were gravitating towards us

and this amish lady was on campus, dunno if she attends or whatever but she sat down near us and i guess didn’t hear our conversation at first? she pulls out her lunchbox and stuff and goes to bring the sandwich to her mouth and i think i said something like, “as long as i have a face, danneel ackles will always have a place to sit good LORD i would tear that ass UP” and you could just SEE the color leave her face and she stuffed her sandwich away, blanching, and fixed her bonnet and ran away as fast as her little flats allowed her