breenwolf:

♪ I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE NINE-MONTHS-OF-REUSING-THE-SAME-50-CAPS-FOR-TEEN-WOLF-GRAPHICS ARE GONE ♪

zet-sway:

turianmailman:

bonus:

no chance no way, i won’t say it NO NO

kolyat accidentally lizard boner for human lady

regardsbree:

princesshodan:

grimyboy:

What would you do if u walked in on your dad deep throating a dildo?

show him how it’s really done

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

thegoodthebadndthentheresthisguy:

potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

bold move to make a rock pun. boulder move to call someone out. 

bittermeggirl:

Imagine Hannibal singing “head, shoulders, knees, and toes” to himself quietly while cooking up mysterious items in his kitchen.

What is it about Kirk that makes him, with all of his setbacks, a comrade still worth standing by? [x]

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

rycbthefandomsarecoming:

So this happened at school today…

The triumvirate of overly dramatic eyerolling

methroid:

thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

hyuuman2:

spoiler: it’s people

bettyfrancis:

IM CRYING

palalife:

this show has so many of these moments—Dr. Lector trying so hard and failed and I lol the entire episode