The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
Seriously guys. Seriously.
(Fuente: olvidare)
The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
Seriously guys. Seriously.
(Fuente: olvidare)
my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
september- 7
october - 8
november - 9
december - 10
Damn Caesar thanks for fucking up the calendar no wonder Brutus stabbed you repeatedly

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i may not have a clue who you are but i am still mortally offended that i am not on your follow forever post.
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Secret meeting of club “DAMMIT, JIM, That Is Illogical” behind Bush 12 in 20
This is beautiful.