keeeeeks:

cupids-addiction:

The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable

Seriously guys.  Seriously.  

(Fuente: olvidare)

blotthis:

BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY SHIT

blotthis:

BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY SHIT

(Fuente: pleatedjeans)

myreligioniskindness:

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

snoopdong:

september- 7

october - 8

november - 9

december - 10

Damn Caesar thanks for fucking up the calendar no wonder Brutus stabbed you repeatedly 

(Fuente: justgethigh)

unknowablewoman:

A ST. PATRICK’S DAY MIRACLE

unknowablewoman:

A ST. PATRICK’S DAY MIRACLE

(Fuente: thisgingersnapsback)

(Fuente: thefluffingtonpost)

babyblainesus:

i may not have a clue who you are but i am still mortally offended that i am not on your follow forever post.

(Fuente: bushyblaine)

(Fuente: polanquito)

me: omg i'm actually happy!
life: oh nope can't let that happen.

lehxluthor:

Secret meeting of club “DAMMIT, JIM, That Is Illogical” behind Bush 12 in 20

This is beautiful.

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