geniusbillionaireplayboy
I call my male cat "princess". Also "little bitch" and "dumbass" and "stupid head" and many other things. He is very happy and healthy. Basically... call your pet whatever you want as long as you take care of it! (which you obviously do cause I read about you cleaning and feeding and stuff all the time)

man i think the last thing on LEONARD’S mind is gender

this lil dude thinks about crickets and kale and carrots

he has no time for gender



Anónimo
poor leonarda lizards have feelings too. at least call her a she omg



Anónimo
i just asked before why do u keep calling leonarda a he if she's female. it's rude and sexist and shit.

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for real tho



Anónimo
oh my God if Leonarda is a female why do you still call her a he. So misogynistic shame on you

are you serious rn

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i’m sittin on the side of my bed closest to leonard’s tank and the glass is so clean

he’s got his face pressed against it and he’s staring at me

sos



in other lizard related news i cleaned and soaped leonard’s tank and cleaned all his stuff and gave him fresh food stuffs and now he’s flinging himself around and lickin stuff



wtf leonard’s shedding again so i gave him a bath and he stared at me angrily the ENTIRE TIME

if he could talk he’d probably say “you gave me one of these fucking things earlier this week and i hate my life why won’t you stop”

sorrryyyyy if i wanna help you shed



i had to move leonard’s tank into another room and change shit up and apparently he’s stressed from the move and his eating and elimination’s been funny and my mom’s worried lol he’s okay he’ll be okay

he’ll be pissed as shit when i come back and move him but w/e



famish-d
DO YOU HAVE A BEARDED DRAGON I HAVE A BEARDED DRAGON :O

yup, his name is leonard :-)



i keep a towel over the side of leonard’s cage closest to my bed so i don’t have to see the bulbs when i’m tryin to sleep but he needs to be up, and sometimes i like the slowly creep my head around to look at him and his eyes get REALLY BIG and he stares at me it’s the best thing

this time he had a piece of kale in his mouth and he just STARED



Anónimo
do bearded dragons have like really tiny wieners?

i dunno if you’ve ever seen a bearded dragon before but they don’t really have anything protruding from their abdomens except their fat stomachs lol they have vents, though, and they use the bathroom, mate and lay eggs via that vent

it’s sometimes difficult to sex a bearded dragon, especially when they’re younger? i just took the word of my friend and found out later he was a she! the eggs leonard laid weren’t fertilized, because she’s never been around a male dragon, but usually what happens is that the stuff is fertilized within the ovum, but sometimes it’s not, which makes the female dragons lay unfertilized eggs

some lady dragons never do it, and there’s not really a time schedule to keep for ‘em either



Anónimo
leonard is ...a lady?

leoNARD IS A LADY YES I KNOW IT IS HORRIFYING AND JARRING

leonard laid like 15 eggs in the middle of either this month, or the end/very beginning of march/april

it was a jarring experience to say the least

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