the best thing about facebook is being able to talk crazy stupid shit with elyse and rach and hope their friends and family read it :’)　

imkirby:

“Make Me Nut” — CoCo Brown

(Fuente: glittercocaine)

elyse omG

elyse　

how do you feel

about a freezable buttplug

freezable lube

and me pouring hot wax on you

let it be known that tonight elyse and i got people to browse dildos with us :’)

omg there is a dog dick dildo oh my GOD [x]

elyse omg this one looks scary [x]

like you’re fucking an orc or something maAN　

ode to elyse

my google history

is now all over the place

sad sharks judging lizards and now

nooooooooooooooooow

freezable butt plugs aaaAAAAND

LUBE YOU FREEZE ([x] it’s called the BUTTPLUG BARN I AM S C R E A M I N G)

IT’S 38 MINUTES AFTER 10

I’M GOOGLING SHIT FOR WHEN WE MEET UP

ihatechrispine ha contestado a tu publicación: SPEAKING OF GOING DOWN ON SOMEONE ELYSE ELYSE I…

fjdsaklfjsdlakf BUT WHY WAS MY DOG THERE that’s CREEPY

BECAUSE WE WERE THERE FOR A WHILE AND YOU COULDN’T JUST L E A V E HIM NEKO WAS THERE TOO SOMEWHERE I COULDN’T LEAVE HER EITHER

I MEAN THEY WEREN’T IN THE ROOM(S) WE WERE IN BUT

I KNOW YOU DIDN’T LEAVE HIM

SHHH IT’S NOT CREEPY HE WAS HANGING OUT WITH MY CAT

SPEAKING OF GOING DOWN ON SOMEONE

ELYSE ELYSE I HAD THE SEXIEST DREAM LAST NIGHT IT WAS MAGICAL

YOU AND ME RENTED THIS BEACH HOUSE

DIEGO WAS THERE

IT WAS MAGICAL

I MAY HAVE CRIED

sexual frustration o’clock with elyse　

wankingdead ha contestado a tu foto: i knew my face and my right boob felt abnormally…

boob sunburn is the WORST

i wish it was at least an EVEN BURN jfc :(

 fuckinwinchesters ha contestado a tu foto: i knew my face and my right boob felt abnormally…

i am laughing

:’( my friend travess was standing in front of me to block the sun

HE DID A PISS POOR JOB

 ihatechrispine ha contestado a tu foto: i knew my face and my right boob felt abnormally…

MY POOR BABY also make me one of these necklaces it is qt xoxo elyse

MAYBE I WILL

ihatechrispine replied to your post: ihatechrispine replied to your post: how i feel…

UGH I LOVE YOU

totally looking into it not even lying man

CAN YOU IMAGINE TWO IN EACH NIPPLE

LIKE IT’D BE BEAUTIFUL

I WANT THEM

IN MY NIPPLES