hitrecordjose preguntó:
"I was just at the pet store getting cat food and litter and I stopped to look at the baby cornsnakes and they had a BABY BEARDED DRAGON AND HE WAS SO CUTE AND AWESOME AND SITTIN THERE LOOKIN AT ME AND ASLFJASDLJF;AS"

BEARDED DRAGON BABIES

geniusbillionaireplayboy ha contestado a tu publicación: i’ve only been done with school for like three…

you could work on defrosting your heart you ice queen. (that was the meanist thing i could think of at the moment)

i’m going to PEG YOU WITH AN ICICLE

A geniusbillionaireplayboy le gusta tu publicación: man what is the purpose of a theme that hides tags…

sometimes i wish there was a script to hide you from my life :’)

hitrecordjose preguntó:
"You are so lucky I like your blog because if your follower count went down by one because somebody who had a problem with you unfollowed it would haunt you FOREVER."

yEAH

geniusbillionaireplayboy ha contestado a tu publicación: why is it so hard to find someone to have sex and…

let’s start a new dating site to find exactly that

have sex, drink a little, smoke a little, watch tv, eat chinese food, talk about shitty bands and movies we wanna see, have sex again, go out to the mall and make small children cry, have more sex

THIS IS ALL I REALLY WANT

geniusbillionaireplayboy ha contestado a tu publicación: some of the people i’m friends with i hate the…

stop writing passive agressive posts about me

psh like you’re my friend

pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

geniusbillionaireplayboy replied to your post: I think we would make a good power-couple. If we managed not to kill each other, we could totally battle Beyonce and Jay Z.

then it’s settled. our children will be strong warriors. i will teach them to hunt and you’ll teach them to conquor new lands and our bloodline will reign for generations

can you imagine if we joined our houses

for real though cam

just sit and think about this

hitrecordjose preguntó:
"I think we would make a good power-couple. If we managed not to kill each other, we could totally battle Beyonce and Jay Z."

be still my beating heart

geniusbillionaireplayboy replied to your post: geniusbillionaireplayboy replied to your post:…

wuts a lok?

THE VULCAN WORD FOR ERECTILE TISSUE AND/OR PENIS

geniusbillionaireplayboy replied to your post: what are the chances of falling for someone irl…

zero

you are such a lok why are we friends

geniusbillionaireplayboy replied to your post: oh god, I just read read all your posts about leonard the bearded dragon and I’m laughing so much… oh god, he’s so perfect it hurts.

i only follow you cause of leonard.

figures

geniusbillionaireplayboy replied to your post: man it sucks to be the person pretty much everyone…

Wait….people like you? But seriously you are kind of awesome and people are silly not to be falling at your feet begging for your hand or a date or whatever.

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

cam don’t you have something better to do

like i dunno

DIE

geniusbillionaireplayboy replied to your post: mom’s not very happy at the prospect of me legally…

change it to butthead that fits pretty well

geniusbillionaireplayboy replied to your post: would you guys stay in my hotel

is the handjob from you?

most of the time, yes

but you get a firm cactus handjob