BEARDED DRAGON BABIES
you could work on defrosting your heart you ice queen. (that was the meanist thing i could think of at the moment)
i’m going to PEG YOU WITH AN ICICLE
sometimes i wish there was a script to hide you from my life :’)
geniusbillionaireplayboy ha contestado a tu publicación: why is it so hard to find someone to have sex and…
let’s start a new dating site to find exactly that
have sex, drink a little, smoke a little, watch tv, eat chinese food, talk about shitty bands and movies we wanna see, have sex again, go out to the mall and make small children cry, have more sex
THIS IS ALL I REALLY WANT
stop writing passive agressive posts about me
psh like you’re my friend
then it’s settled. our children will be strong warriors. i will teach them to hunt and you’ll teach them to conquor new lands and our bloodline will reign for generations
can you imagine if we joined our houses
for real though cam
just sit and think about this
be still my beating heart
wuts a lok?
THE VULCAN WORD FOR ERECTILE TISSUE AND/OR PENIS
you are such a lok why are we friends
i only follow you cause of leonard.
Wait….people like you? But seriously you are kind of awesome and people are silly not to be falling at your feet begging for your hand or a date or whatever.
change it to butthead that fits pretty well
is the handjob from you?
most of the time, yes
but you get a firm cactus handjob