thestarshipenterprise:

This girl I used to be friends with in like 2nd grade found me on facebook and she looks so beautiful and she has a gorgeous daughter and she was like “how have you been??” and i’m

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i’m doing good hbu



pleaaaase god don’t liveblog your child being born on facebook

i don’t care how many centimeters your lady’s vagina is dilated, WE’RE ON FACEBOOK

oh my GOD



iwishihadafather:

my entire life summed up in one picture 

omfg



straightgrinch:

uncle ronnie you gay son of a biscuit



ignore the weird as shit convos but wtf beacon hills

why does my sister’s location say beacon hills



mslydiabennet:

Guys, one of my friends on Facebook was so excited that Taco Bell was bringing back the Beefy Crunch Burrito that she posted a message on their Facebook wall and asked them if they had a poster that she could get and hang up in her room. And Taco Bell legit sent her a giant-ass poster. I am laughing so hard right now.



moltres:

i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation

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