Anónimo asked:
"i have an 8 page paper looming over my head :( and i was just remembering how quickly you got that 7 page paper done. do you have any strategies or tips?"

wow i have no clue when this was sent ;__; like last night or this morning, so i dunno if you finished your paper or wilted under the stress or i dunno

i dunno, man, i kind of panic and then enter a stressed paper writing zone. i make sure i have all of my information and stuff spread along my bed or in a new chrome browser. focus on that and only that if you can, but don’t drill yourself so far into the ground you die in that hole. try and get the paper started early! i know procrastination is a slow beast but getting things done early, at least rough drafts and webs, is super helpful!

i hope you do well :-)

rdjmpreg666:

studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test 

dude i fucking finished this paper already omg

SO FAR I HAVE FIVE RAMBLE-Y PAGES

still haven’t started this paper

minyeolie replied to your post: i have a seven page paper due tomorrow and i…

I HAVE A SEVEN PAGE PAPER DUE THURSDAY AND AM FREAKING OUT BECAUSE I LOST ONE OF THE THREE SOURCES. HOW CAN U BE SO CALM. I’ll be praying for you. ;A;

trust me i’m gonna stress cry by the end of the night :-)

i have a seven page paper due tomorrow and i haven’t started yet everyone pray for me

i’m on psycnet getting a final article for this group project and the search engine thingy keeps churning out incest reports that have zero relevance to my search oh my god

the one that keeps haunting me is called healing the incest wound

group projects are super stressful because when i’m working by myself it’s not only by my own timeline but i don’t have to feel guilty and drag out the process because i hate doing classwork ugh

• got a near perfect score on the role play i’ve been obsessing over
• got a near perfect score on the isp for the same teacher i’ve been stressing over
• a test of mine was moved to next week
• made a reference to denethor/faramir/boromir issues during my counseling therapies class when we were talking about fucked up family dynamics and the teacher was THRILLED and i was trhilled omg
• I SAW LANDON AND HE SAID HE MISSED TALKING TO ME AND I BASICALLY NEARLY CRIED??? AND THEN HE TOLD ME HE PLAYS IN A BAND AND WOULD GET ME A CD TOTALLY ALL WITHOUT PROMPTING Y’ALL I AM BACK IN THE SADDLE WITH THIS CRUSH AGAIN AND I WANT OFF ALREADY OH YM GOD HIS HAIR IS PURPLE AGAIN AND I JUST I CRY SO HARD I HAVE SUCH A BONER FOR THIS DUDE LIKE WE’D BE PERFECT AND HE’S OLDER AND TALL AND MUSICALLY TALENTED AND OUR HUMOR IS SIMILAR AND I JUST WANNA TOUCH HIS DICK
• 

thebananarunt:

let’s play a game called how long can i put off my assignment until i start stress crying

look at all these sick ass drawings i got on positions maaaan and this is just one page!!!

i had to take another human sexuality test today and i discovered via the entire packed computer lab that words like cunnilingus, fellatio, refractory period, and fisting aren’t in everyone’s vocabulary

it went a little something like:

tracy: emily, what’s the answer to this one?
me: …cunnilingus is oral on a female.
tracy: woah really?
guy behind us, and his entire row of friends: there’s a word for that?

what

tracy: what the hell is FISTING
me: you really have to ask that question?
tracy: …yes?
me: look in your book, it’s ANAL FISTING, AS IN INSERTING A FIST INTO SOMEONE’S ANUS
chick with a big cross around her neck across from us: [crosses herself]

i mean ok not knowing what fisting is w/e but REFRACTORY PERIOD????

that’s it i’m going to teach everyone sexual education i don’t care if you’re older than me get in line!!!

ehehehe i got a super high b and a super high a on the two tests i took tueday (which i thought i would bomb) \m/