• got a near perfect score on the role play i’ve been obsessing over
  • got a near perfect score on the isp for the same teacher i’ve been stressing over
  • a test of mine was moved to next week
  • made a reference to denethor/faramir/boromir issues during my counseling therapies class when we were talking about fucked up family dynamics and the teacher was THRILLED and i was trhilled omg
  • I SAW LANDON AND HE SAID HE MISSED TALKING TO ME AND I BASICALLY NEARLY CRIED??? AND THEN HE TOLD ME HE PLAYS IN A BAND AND WOULD GET ME A CD TOTALLY ALL WITHOUT PROMPTING Y’ALL I AM BACK IN THE SADDLE WITH THIS CRUSH AGAIN AND I WANT OFF ALREADY OH YM GOD HIS HAIR IS PURPLE AGAIN AND I JUST I CRY SO HARD I HAVE SUCH A BONER FOR THIS DUDE LIKE WE’D BE PERFECT AND HE’S OLDER AND TALL AND MUSICALLY TALENTED AND OUR HUMOR IS SIMILAR AND I JUST WANNA TOUCH HIS DICK
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thebananarunt:

let’s play a game called how long can i put off my assignment until i start stress crying



i had to take another human sexuality test today and i discovered via the entire packed computer lab that words like cunnilingus, fellatio, refractory period, and fisting aren’t in everyone’s vocabulary

it went a little something like:

tracy: emily, what’s the answer to this one?
me: …cunnilingus is oral on a female.
tracy: woah really?
guy behind us, and his entire row of friends: there’s a word for that?

what

tracy: what the hell is FISTING
me: you really have to ask that question?
tracy: …yes?
me: look in your book, it’s ANAL FISTING, AS IN INSERTING A FIST INTO SOMEONE’S ANUS
chick with a big cross around her neck across from us: [crosses herself]

i mean ok not knowing what fisting is w/e but REFRACTORY PERIOD????

that’s it i’m going to teach everyone sexual education i don’t care if you’re older than me get in line!!!



ehehehe i got a super high b and a super high a on the two tests i took tueday (which i thought i would bomb) \m/



  • cancel therapy again
  • feel guilty
  • don’t really have anyone to talk to about guilt because therapy has been cancelled
  • emotional turmoil!!!
  • plan to make next appointment
  • probably won’t make appointment
  • wash rinse repeat


hallelujAH MY FRIEND IS PRINTING IT OFF FOR ME \m/



my printer just died

and i need to print out that assignment

as it’s due tomorrow and it’s a big part of my grade



wow i really should have started this damn isp paper earlier than the day before it’s due



this semester ends in like four weeks hallelujah oh my god



i have a test on monday, a project due tuesday i’ve had all semester to start (but i haven’t hahAHAHA) and a test for that class the same day, ANOTHER test that day, another test thursday, and then the next week i have ANOTHER test and a role playing project AND A GROUP PROJECT DUE



two of my classes are cancelled on thursday but i’m still going to school?????? we just don’t know

also i cancelled my therapy appointment tomorrow so WOO



okay so my friend leigh not only is the cutest person i have ever met looks wise she is probably the coolest person ever i saw her hit a gravity bomb like six times and she was totally ace with it and it was good shit oh my god



hahah YEAH JUST FINISHED THAT SCHIZOPHRENIA PAPER

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