they called you a hurricane thunderclap

i like teen wolf, star trek, supernatural, lord of the rings, hannibal and various other shit a lot. i like to read fic, listen to gross indie bands, watch a lot of tv, play videogames into the wee hours of the morning, and annoy people on here all the fucking time.

this blog sucks ass and you will hate it (✿◡‿◡)

Anónimo dijó: You should write a hot dad mads ficlet if you have the time :')

i’m gonna fall out

what if i just blogged mads mikkelsen au ficlets

Anónimo dijó: Did you ever write that mads boss ficlet thing you were talking about last night?
Anónimo dijó: could you write more hot dad ian bohen?

someone find me edits of ian bohen and pressure me into doing so

Anónimo dijó: Please write more of that Mads series. The female character could be abhorred at first by his devious dealings but then gradually becomes super okay with it and like wooo yeah fuck yeah Mads the gangster wooooOOOOO

i dunno if i’d go with “abhorred” but kind of dubious at first with the heavy duty shit? but then totally playin ball with it *u*

Anónimo dijó: hi so i saw that you'd tag stuff and i was just wondering! if you'd try to tag uh; lice (like even the mention, a personal post with 'oh i have lice damn' stuff like thaTT!! same with fleas), and loose hair? like,,, hair that is no longer attached to the scalp? (someone's cut hair, or them 'pulling their hair out' anythin' with that) if u have any questions i'd be glad to answer off anon!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you thank you uvu

oh! i’ll try my best! and if i ever lapse and forget just shoot me another message!

Anónimo dijó: star trek

  • otp | i don’t really have JSUT ONE?? i mean for the entire show/movie circuit? kirk/mccoy, spock/mccoy, and mccoy/chekov are my favorites tho?
  • brotp | KIRK/MCCOY, SULU/CHEKOV
  • ot3 | kirk/spock/mccoy

Anónimo dijó: is saying I love you in bed really that bad? What if it just slips out?

woah this is kinda random

i think if you’re in an established relationship where it’s been said before, it doesn’t really matter? but if you’re just like dating or haven’t said it yet, and it comes out for the first time in sex? people just say a lot of shit they don’t mean and you can just be hopped up on the whole feeling and chemicals and you might not mean it and yeah it just gets complicated

Anónimo dijó: I LOVE READING YOUR TAGS YOU GLORIOUS HUMAN BEING

Anónimo dijó: Derek/Cora?

I COULD DIG IT LBR i mean i’ve read fics that have derek/laura and derek/peter and a mixture of him/stiles/peter OR laura, and, hell, sam/dean is my otp to end otps and i also really dig peter/nathan sooOOoOOOO \M/ CONSENSUAL INCEST

Anónimo dijó: Do you know the show "Orphan Black"? I just thought you might like it I don't know I'm dumb

my mother watches it, and what i’ve seen of it i liked, but she deletes things from our dvr way too early and i haven’t been able to see it all in one go. i might try it later on. :-)

Anónimo dijó: Marry Poppins from Mary Poppins.

i’m a magical nanny??????

Anónimo dijó: i went to ladies night at my local comic shop (that sounds silly) and there was a girl there thAT LOOOKED LIKE YOU.

:O really??? that’s cool!

Anónimo dijó: 'hot dad bffs'. this is the ship. the best ship.

8-D

is it a smile of a penis

we just don’t know

Anónimo dijó: is it ok to ship you and megs

you might want to check in with her ladyfriend first!!

but you can ship me/megs/devan as hot dad bffs

Anónimo dijó: Dear god I'm dead. Mads though.

god devan and i have really vivid imaginations cause we’ve discussed

  • kitchen sex
  • armchair sex/riding
  • alley sex
  • covert dinner fingering
  • blowing him under a desk while he talks to people in a doorway
  • etc
  • etc
  • omg
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