soundtracktohersmile:

shelbyisms:

marvelousmaggie:

pourmywhiskeyina:

Wait, you can use your car for things other than getting to and from sodomy? 

I only drive my car for homosexual reasons.

Clearly. My car was purchased solely for gay activity.

This must apply to the trains too, cause it would explain why I didn’t get to see my lesbian lover before I left New York due to the blizzards. It all makes sense now. 

i can’t stop laughing, of course this shit comes out of virginia.

be right back, gonna go find my lesbian lover and hope that god doesn’t smite the road with snow. surely my gayness will melt the snow before me, though.