SO TODAY I TALKED TO HIM AGAIN, STILL DON’T KNOW HIS NAME THOUGH AND IF THIS HAPPENS AGAIN I MAY KILL MYSELF

so i kinda indirectly know his coworkers and stuff and i talk to them whenever we’re bored and around each other

so i saw his friend and he said hi and we made small-talk and it was awkward because he kept looking at me funny? so then he walked off and i crossed my legs on the bench i was sitting on and i was texting when ALL OF A SUDDEN my flipflop has been stolen and there’s someone laughing above me and it is HIM and i am DYING

he stole it with one of those pinchy things to pick up trash and put it in his bin (which was empty thank god) and i whined and told him my foot was going to smell like butt now and he just DIED

and he asked me how i was doing and all this good shit and we’re talking and i’m kind of choking on my own saliva because i want to die and he returns my flipflop and says he has to go and as he’s making his way to his truck his friend calls out, “so what do you think of his hair?” and he GLARES at the other guy and his friend is looking smug and i told him it looked nice (though i told him like yesterday?) and he was like, “people always ask why. i did it because it’s the color of SAFETY and it matches my vest! you pull off the blonde better”

cue me dying a little

then i had to leave :C

I WILL LEARN HIS NAME GOD DAMMIT EVEN IF HE JUST WANTS TO BE FRIENDS HELLO GOOD SIR I’M GOING TO DIE

please walk up to me tomorrow so i can somehow tell you it’s my birthday and formally introduce myself and waaaaah all i want for my birthday is to know your NAME

  1. nowgovanish ha dicho: He sounds like a Will or Andrew. Maybe a Max.
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